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Joke of the Day
"I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off."
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"What do Spiderman and I have in common? We're both in love with Mary Jane"
"Two guys walking down the street... ...notice a dog licking his balls. The first guy say ""Man, I wish I could do that."" Second guy says ""You should probably just pet him first."""
"[Mysoginistic joke] What's the definition of the perfect woman? Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight."
"While watching Hangover 2 the other day, I say to my friend, ""I wonder where they're going in the third one?"" ""Straight to DVD."""
"Did you hear about the man that submitted all those entries to the pun contest? He was hoping one would take first place, but no pun in ten did."
"Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!"
"I think it's weird how President Obama appointed George Clooney Secretary Of Handsome. #DNC"
"Best pun ...EVER Unfortunately I didn't go to the Gym today but the cashiers name at McDonald's was Jim .... So same thing, right??"
"What kind of bee makes milk Boo-Bee"