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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a? What do you call a convict walking down some stairs? Con-descending"
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"A Sexist Joke: Why are women bad at parking? Because they've been lied to all their lives about how long ""8"" inches *really* is."
"Hey guy that puts the stickers on tomatoes, nobody likes you."
"With all this uranium on Reddit, we should remember not to swallow any. You'll get atomic ache"
"What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now? I told you it would rain, dear."
"Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans? So people can read her lips."
"Q: What did the parent say when the little girl was whining? A: Leave it to peave her."
"Do you know what Mexicans think about Trump's wall? Who cares, they'll get over it.."
"My friend David lost his ID the other day... Now we just call him Dav."
"I dunno who decided on the spelling of bologna, but it's obvious he had no idea how letters work."