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Joke of the Day

"If she shovels shit at the local zoo, then she's a keeper"

"What's the average lifespan of an owl? About six and a half books."

"why didn't the antelope like to go on the rollercoaster because he is anti loops"

"What does a mermaid wear to math class? An ""algebra"""

"Why did the man call his horse Fleabag? Because he was often scratched!"

"The masochist asks the sadist: please hurt me. The sadist answers: No!"

"I don't hate my job. I just really enjoy curling up in a ball and sobbing under a blanket in the backseat of my car during lunch."

"T NOW!"" What do we want? ""MORE TIME TRAVEL JOKES!"" When do we want them? ""RIGH"

"What is a pirates favorite letter? You think it'd be R, but his true love is the C."

"My dad died on 9/11... He was a terrible pilot."