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Joke of the Day
"why didn't the antelope like to go on the rollercoaster because he is anti loops"
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"2nd month dating: A thousand lifetimes with you would not be enough. 2nd month of marriage: OMG you are the loudest cereal chewer on earth!"
"Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day Teach him to fish and you have lost a profitable business idea"
"Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a case of beer? He's okay. It was light beer."
"What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? If you slap the mosquito it stops sucking"
"What does no one want but will always take Refugees"
"This one is an oldie but a goodie Your mom"
"If I was a coach, time outs would be awkward silences ending with, ""So, any good YouTube stuff?"""
"An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had"
"EVERYONE ALWAYS THINKS I'M YELLING, BUT MY VIC 20 DOESN'T HAVE LOWER CASE!"