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Joke of the Day
"Why does Snoop Dogg wear a condom? Fo jizzle."
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"What's the difference between a pizza and a pizza joke? You can't top a good pizza joke."
"Stephen Hawking walks into a bar"
"Did you ask her out? Yes. And? She only dates guys named Matt. Cause she likes to walk all over them? No, tattoo she can't afford to remove."
"What do you call those things on either side of an old lady's belly button? Her tits"
"When beer and cheese isn't the answer... Change the question"
"""Get over yourself."" *Me teaching clones how to play leapfrog"
"Remember when The Backstreet Boys told us to show them the meaning of being lonely and we were like ok"
"How many girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb? I don't know..."
"My friend asked me if the new Star Wars movie was in 3D I said yes, but they R2D2"