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"When Chuck Norris is pulled over, cops show him their IDs"
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"A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly. Suddenly, Lorraine died. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, ""I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."""
"A Thanksgiving Joke What did the turkey say about the television program from the 1950s? There's a little bit too much grayvy."
"RIP boiling water You will be mist."
"What is long and hard on a Newfie? Grade 1."
"What was Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro."
"I hate when my wife says ""GO WAIT IN THE CAR"" because I'm not sure if she's talking to me or the kids."
"What did the llama said to the other llama? Como se llama?"
"My phone just autocorrected ""doofus"" to ""doodie""...and I thought *I* was immature."
"I read the Constitution... ...but only for the articles."