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Joke of the Day
"Gluten free pizza is like a roller coaster that just goes straight."
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"Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they...lactose... I'm sorry."
"You laugh because you think it's a joke. I laugh because you think I'm joking."
"Yo momma Is so ugly, she has masturbate with a bag over her head."
"What's the difference between Toddlers & Tiaras and a scat fetish? One's fucking shit, and the other is a scat fetish. Just made it up, wondered how you guys thought it would be."
"What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking? You slow down and use lube ( )"
"You don't see faith healers in hospitals for the same reason you don't see psychics winning the lottery."
"I saw the expiration date on my condoms They say it takes thousands of years for latex to degrade, but apparently it's been longer than that since I've gotten laid"
"How come the NSA whistleblower can't leave Russia? Because he is snowed in."
"Knock Knock Who's there?"