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Joke of the Day

"I saw the expiration date on my condoms They say it takes thousands of years for latex to degrade, but apparently it's been longer than that since I've gotten laid"

"What does a dyslexic Christian worship? Dog"

"What did the prairie dog say to the the coyote?"

"What did Dexter forget to bring to Art Class? Supplies Mother Fucker"

"I found out I'm part Native American..... my beard is Apache."

"The Final Jeopardy category is: Beer. The answer is: It's f**king close to water. The correct question is: Why is Bud Lite like having sex in a sailboat?"

"I dont get laid nearly enough for someone who can name five different types of pokemon."

"I broke up with my wife We had to be put back together"

"I love people who can make me laugh, when I don't even want to smile."

"I accidently opened the fitness app and my phone immediately called to report itself stolen."