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Joke of the Day
"How come the NSA whistleblower can't leave Russia? Because he is snowed in."
Next Joke
"I changed my ID to say ""Organ Bonor"" rather than ""Organ Donor"". It's spelled wrong, but I hope it still makes the doctor laugh."
"A group of programmers painstakingly made a small underground passage, that somehow got smaller if it was used too often. They called it the Carpal Tunnel"
"There's a fine line between myth and reality and booze blurs it nicely."
"I went to a wedding. The bride had something old, something new something borrowed...and the groom had something blew."
"I always carry a picture of my wife and kids in my wallet. It reminds me of why there is no fucking money in there."
"Request: jokes about the color turquoise. And jokes about the color pink. Do your worst. Dad jokes preferred"
"What do you call a wheel with clothes? Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle."
"If you put a picture of yourself in a locket, you could say you are... Independant"
"I'm German and Jewish. I hate myself"