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Joke of the Day
"Favorite Cheese What is a mathematicians favourite cheese? Dairylea Cheese Right Angles"
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"What's 6 inches long and starts with a P? A shit."
"Seasick jokes What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed? The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time? The Dock"
"Deck the halls. Kick the windows. Strike the doors. Pummel the chandeliers. Clog the toilets. You will defeat this house."
"Day One, living in one of those tiny houses: ""Well, isn't this quaint?"" Day Two: Murder"
"""Bob's coming over"" Bob from work or Bob who thinks he's a cop? *knock on door* OPEN UP, POLICE *flushing drugs down toilet* ""Bob from work"""
"What has four legs and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table."
"Einstein made a theory about space, And it was about time, too!"
"Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? greg."
"Ted Cruz wants a 19% federal sales tax on goods and services made in the U.S. The only thing flatter than this proposal : his personality."