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Joke of the Day
"What's 6 inches long and starts with a P? A shit."
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"What are the 5 most terrifying word in the english language? ""Five more years of Cameron"""
"We've all been yelled at... Let us all just take a moment of silence for the times we have been yelled at for doing something wrong on reddit..."
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