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Joke of the Day
"Did you ever hear the story about how the moose died? It's all a big moostery"
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"I wanted to thank you personally for the like. That's why I'm in your house."
"""Just how serious are you about keeping me as a customer?"" *slides hand across table to take a second promotional pen"
"Why do Little People hate the taste of alcohol? Because they can't reach the top shelf."
"One of my patients took me to Sioux City Now Iowa defense attorney a lot of money."
"What do you call it... ...when you get head from a black girl and a white girl at the same time? Marblehead"