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Joke of the Day

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Impossible. Feminists can't change anything."

"I like my jokes like I like my pizza Cheesy "

"if boris johnson was priminster he'd make all of us shop at Borrisons"

"Sometimes i look up at the stars, the sky and wonder... ... Where the FUCK did my roof go?"

"[eharmony] based on your responses, your perfect match is a trashcan.. [me] aww [eharmony] ..full of raccoons [me] omg I love raccoons"

"I just seen someone update their status on Facebook to ""I Wish Every Guy Was Like Jack From The Titanic."" What... Dead at the bottom of the ocean?"

"I asked a friend of mine what's the best joke he heard of. He told me to stand in front of a mirror. Still don't get it."

"What do they eat for breakfast in africa? Ebola cereal"

"A dyslexic man... Walks into a bra."

"Is your refrigerator operating properly? Then you'd better go catch it... Wait.."