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Joke of the Day

"Valve is like a deadbeat dad.... They both do well on creating, but suck at taking care of the offspring."

"I hate three things in this world: math"

"Two Arabs walk into a bar"

"Did you hear about a band called 1020 MB? They haven't got a gig yet."

"Being a hacker in the '80's was way easier. *shakes vending machine until chocolate bars falls."

"Go to a parking lot and put sticky notes on people's cars saying ""sorry for the damage."" Film reactions. Profit."

"Doing word problems as a kid as helped me in adulthood. ""Dan doesn't have enough money for his bills, how long before he is homeless?"""

"I was so happy it only took me seven days to complete this puzzle! The box said it would take 2-4 years."

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for Fresh Prints."

"Why do people with bulimia nervosa love KFC? Because your meal comes with a bucket!"