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Joke of the Day

"Valve is like a deadbeat dad.... They both do well on creating, but suck at taking care of the offspring."

"So a deer walks out of the woods and says... That's the last time I will ever do that for two bucks"

"What's the difference between OJ Simpson and Stephen King? OJ's truth is stranger than King's fiction."

"How did Hitler tie his shoes? With little knotsies."

"What did the monster say to the Thanksgiving turkey? ""Pleased to eat you!"""

"What's the hardest thing about skydiving? The ground."

"Why do so many Muslim students take Intro to Engineering? They heard it was a great place to find 72 virgins."

"What did the borg say to the medieval peasant? Resistance if feudal"

"I was kidnapped by mad scientist who experimented on me, replacing my limbs with animal ones. If I ever see him again I'll tear him apart with my bear hands."

"Why don't you ever see three mexicans crossing the border at the same time? Because the signs say ""No trespassing"""