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Joke of the Day

"Kanye's motivation to run for president . . . Mayweather's facebook page and twitter account! You can have them even if you don't know what is in them."

"The bartender says, ""We don't serve time travelers in here."" A time traveller walks into a bar."

"Why were Democrats in the lead early on? Republicans weren't off of work yet."

"What's worse than getting AIDs? Having to find out that your dog has AIDs too."

"*brings donuts to work* Co-worker: I have a gluten allergy, so I have to watch what I eat. Me: Cool, then you can WATCH me eat this donut."

"I have a problem with people that are missing body parts. I guess I might just be lack-toes-intolerant."

"My black cat just ate my four leaf clover. That can't be good......."

"Some people just don't understand evolution. I was talking to an Australian the other day who actually thought *he* came from Darwin! All credit to Milton Jones for that one."

"Have you heard the one about the baby with AIDS? It never gets old."

"What do you call a medical student that graduated at the bottom of his class with a 2.0 GPA? A doctor"