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Joke of the Day
"A man jaywalked and got the entire left side of his body ran over. He was all right"
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"Did you here what the waiter did at the restaurant? He waited"
"Irish joke So three Irish men walk out of a bar"
"I asked my dad what the deadliest weapon known to man is. He said 'you came out of it'."
"The worst part of being an astronaut would be eventually having to come back to Earth and deal with other people."
"I saw a truck with donkeys in the trailer... It was hauling ass."
"What do you call a cannibal who eats a lot of cereal eaters a cereal eater..."
"What do you call a ghost without any feet? A lost sole"
"5: ""Dad, to be the man of the house, you need to wear pants."" Me: ... 5: ... Me: ""It's a sacrifice I'm willing to make. Job's all yours."""
"How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm ? it has a blue light !"