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Joke of the Day

"Why do androids go to Africa to party? Because Botswana have fun."

"When a Weeping Willow dies does it become Mourning Wood?"

"What's long, hard and has cum in it? A cucumber, you pervert!"

"The Mohel Did ya know that Mohels don't get paid? They only take tips."

"In Hillary's defense. A lot of your friends probably give you $15,000,000 a few times a year and don't expect anything in return."

"Now I know my dad laughed so much the first time I said ""fajita"" I pronounced it like ""[FUHJITUH]"" and you can guess what it sounds like."

"What do fat chicks and mopeds have in common? they're fun to ride until your friends find out."

"You know what makes me smile? Face muscles."

"How is being a Jew like eating a burrito? It's really not a problem until they give you gas."

"What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? You can unscrew a lightbulb."