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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why did the baker rob the bank? A: He needed the dough."
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"A man who calls himself ""Dog the Bounty Hunter"" is currently hunting down a man named ""War Machine"". We all live inside a comic book now."
"I won a waterfight with the local kids at the park. No ones a match for me and my kettle!"
"Why were there only 1000 people at the Million Mexican March? They only had 2 trucks."
"Given how, when I try to eat a banana, I end up holding the peel while the actual fruit falls to the floor, I'm ok never handling a firearm."
"Did you hear about Trump's import tax assessment? It's tariff-eyeing"
"Bukkake is like buses You wait ages for one to come, and then they all come at once."
"For our 25 year anniversary, my wife asked me for a present that goes from 0-200 in seconds. I got her a bathroom scale."
"What's the definition of a Russian elevator? A Chechen presses a button and five floors come down."
"3 women at a bar Talking about how loose they are. One fits a sausage. One fits a cucumber. The other falls down the bar stool"