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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when Usain Bolt is standing next to your mom? A runner in scoring position."
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"What did the pirate say when he turned 80 Aye Matey!"
"A construction worker decided to go to a bar for a few drinks He got hammered."
"Life is like a box of chocolates. I'm allergic to everything in it."
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"My wife hates when I make jokes about her weight... ...She needs to lighten up."
"How much weed is the appropriate amount to give as a gift at a baby shower?"
"There's a lot to be said about marriage, but we try not to say it in front of the children"
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"An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman decided to have a BBQ. The Englishmen brought some meat, the Irishman brought some whiskey and the Scotsman brought some dude from Aberdeen."