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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when the host of Who Wants to be a Millionaire messes up while reading the question? A Regis Error."

"I'm too calm to be a Dermatologist. I refuse to make rash decisions."

"A guy walks into a bar... And says ""ouch."""

"How do you even get a permit to build a city on rock and roll?"

"What did one lesbian pirate say to the other? Scissor me timbers. ^^im^fucking^sorry"

"Been married so long it's almost like a first date. Husband is always wondering if he's even gonna make it to 1st base."

"What do they eat instead of ""pigs in a blanket"" in McKinney, TX? Pork in a roll. (At least I'm trying)"

"If I had a dollar for every joke I've recycled I would have a lot since this is a popular style of joke"

"A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside."

"What do you get if your Kia is stolen in Finland? No Kia"