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Joke of the Day
"What did the redneck get on his SAT? Drool."
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"What is Kim Kardashian's favorite hockey team? The Chicago Blackhawks"
"Sex with a weatherman must suck. Always telling you to expect 8-12 inches, only to find out it's not even 4."
"What did Mozart say to the police clerk? ""I'll be Bach"" hahaha. What do you mean they're different people"
"If you ever see me on my death bed, please take me off my death bed & move me to my alive bed thx"
"MAY' contain nudity? Either it does or it doesn't. DON'T WASTE MY TIME"
"What do you get when you cross a bean and an onion? Teargas"
"I got caught taking a pee in the local swimming pool today. The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in."
"I love how people always leave voicemails when I miss their calls. It's like they want to be ignored twice."
"I shall plucketh thine eyes from ye skull and make kebobs but with bendy straws instead of skewers cuz those are dangerous"