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Joke of the Day

"Two high dudes meet... ""What's your name?"" ""Jack without a V."" ""There's no V in Jack."" ""That's what I just said."""

"I'm not sure what post it was that caused me to lose 2 more Facebook friends today, but if I find out which one it was I will make sure to post it again...."

"Fun Fact: When you die, someone will feel inconvenienced that your funeral is on a particular day. lol"

"2 snowmen in field, one Turns to the other and says ""can you smell carrot?"""

"Where does the General keep his armies? In his sleevies."

"What kind of secretary is the best secretary? One that never misses a period."

"I don't even have a theory where Malaysia is."

"A pirate walks in a bar... A pirate walks in a bar with a paper towel on his head, the bartender says ""whats with that"" the Pirate says ""ARR!! I have Bounty on me head"""

"I built that beach a sandcastle. Beaches love sandcastles."

"What did the proctologist say when his nurse handed him a beer? ""I meant a butt light."""