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Joke of the Day

"A pirate walks in a bar... A pirate walks in a bar with a paper towel on his head, the bartender says ""whats with that"" the Pirate says ""ARR!! I have Bounty on me head"""

"Shortest joke a software developer can tell: ""I'll be ready soon."" Software Engineering try o do work smart not to work hard."

"What do you call the device that keeps an Armenian man safe? A Serj Protector."

"Life advice: 1.Never be afraid to say what's on your mind 2.Never be afraid to do what's on your mind 3.Don't take life advice on Twitter"

"What language do lesbians speak? Gaelic."

"An atheistic dyslexic... Believes there is no Dog."

"A man just threw a glass of milk at me...... how dairy?!?! Shout out ATH"

"There's no I in you. Yet."

"Where is the best place to find hot grills? A barbecue"

"I thought reverse psychology was when you made your therapist cry"