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Joke of the Day
"I know a mathematician who can't afford lunch. He can binomial."
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"What does a baby computer call its father? Da-ta"
"Why are there so many women archeologists? Because they love digging up the past."
"Never under estimate the value of stretching...the truth."
"Scars make a man handsome? Bathe your cat every day and you'll become the sexiest man in the city very soon!"
"Women who want to renew your wedding vows.... Why not renew the bachelorette party? You'd probably have more fun."
"What's the difference between a High School girls track team and a tribe of pigmy? Pigmies are a cunning bunch of runts."
"I deactivated my Facebook so I won't know if any bible verses are ""so true"" for a while."
"I think my iPhone is broken. I clicked the home button but I'm still at work..."
"What do you call a pretzel that got his ass kicked? A salted pretzel"