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Joke of the Day

"What did one orphan say to the other? ""Robin, get in the Batmobile"""

"On the other hand, you have different fingers."

"When I'm on a golf course and it starts to rain and lightning, I hold up my one-iron Because even God can't hit a one-iron"

"Why should optometrists never tell jokes? Because they're too cornea."

"Be safety conscious. 80% of people are caused by accidents."

"Life is like a box of chocolates If your fat it doesn't last very long."

"What's wrong with Andrew Jackson? He had an Underground Rail Road too, called the Trail of Tears."

"Why your fingers have spaces in between? nothing!why? would you like it to be very close to each other. You're not a duck!"

"Well, it's easy to tell I'm married. It's Friday night and I'm at home updating my Facebook status..."

"Nothing ruins your Friday faster than realizing it's only Wednesday."