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Joke of the Day

"College is the opposite of kidnapping. They demand $100,000 from you or they'll send your kid back."

"[OC] Did you hear the political interview in regards to homosexuality? It was hard to get a straight answer."

"Why do Jews have a big nose? Because air is free"

"If I die, I'm gonna kill myself. I just couldn't live without me."

"How do Asian women test for pregnancy? Put a Rubik's Cube in the vagina for exactly one minute and see if it comes out solved."

"My friend got in an accident that caused the whole left side of his body to be amputated off He's alright now"

"What does my penis and bus have in common? They're both short"

"What disease do you get from kissing birds? Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. They say it's untweetable."

"Trump protester: it's impossible to round up 11 million people and ship them somewhere. Trump supporter: why are you denying the Holocaust"

"What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome."