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Joke of the Day

"What disease do you get from kissing birds? Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. They say it's untweetable."

"Justin Bieber roast during commercials Holy s**t balls.. what a roast so far. Who else is watching and laughing their a$$ off? Turns out Martha Stewart is a boss"

"The difference between a comedian and a psycopath is good delivery"

"What does a penis and an ego have in common? All men have one! "

"What's the difference between a gay man and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out."

"Serval Psychological Studies Show People are so Accustomed to Cat Humour on the Internet... That They Completely Miss Cat Puns in Thread Titles."

"What do you call a carnivore get-together? a meat-up"

"Why are farmers cruel? Because they pull corn by the ears."

"Executioner: Before we do this, what would you like for your last meal? ""I'll have a panda please"" [judge, under his breath] Can he do that?"

"What would the blind man say every morning when he walked past the fish market? ""Good morning, ladies!"""