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Joke of the Day
"The worst thing about when someone tells you to chillax is what to do with their corpse."
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"My iPhone has 2 million times the storage of the 1969 Apollo 11 spacecraft computer. They went to the moon. I throw birds at pig houses."
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"Q: What happened to the Indian who drank too much tea? A: He drowned in his teapea."
"So a seal walks into a club. The end."
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