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Joke of the Day
"ATTRACTIVE WOMAN: What time is it? ME: Haha. Yeah definitely"
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"When I blow myself up in a streetside cafe I expect 72 fleshlights in heaven."
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"Why did you cut me down, lumberjack? Lumberjack: Oh, you really don't know why? Tree: Sorry, I'm stumped."
"A German man walks into a bar... and orders a Martini. The barman asks: ""Dry?"" The German replies: ""No, just one, thank you."""
"There are two types of countries on this planet ones that use the metric system and the one that got to the moon"
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"I'll never forget the words of my late Grandfather... ""Sorry I'm late."""
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"My favorite sex position is the JFK It's when I splat all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car"