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Joke of the Day
"Turns out it wasn't vertigo causing me to run into things, it was vodka."
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"You brought me roses? I can't eat this. Get out."
"I may have to divorce my wife... My son broke both his arms today."
"You know how I know we are gonna have sex? I'm stronger than you!"
"15000 CCTVs 2b installed in Delhi 4r Obama's visit. This is ridiculous. Just because he's black doesnt mean he'll steal anything. Racists!"
"The president says 60% of Americans don't know math -- 60%. So what if 60% don't know math? What about the 85% that do know math?"
"Turns out my vasectomy didn't stop us from having more kids. Turns out my vasectomy didn't stop us from having more kids, it just made them a different colour."
"There are 10 types of people in this world... People who understand binary, and people who don't."
"Cows... What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef... What do you call a cow with one leg? Lean beef... What do you call a cow with two legs? A Texan..."
"Why can't black people steal from Jews on Yom Kippur? NSFW Dey fast"