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Joke of the Day
"I'm concerned that little girls are being taught it's okay to eat."
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"Someone needs to break it to my cat that she is not a security guard and my bathroom is not a VIP section."
"I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.. I can't put it down."
"How do you get a redneck to give a dog a blowjob? Dip the dog's dick in ranch dressing."
"What does Batman like with his whiskey? (Gravely voice) ""Just ice."""
"I don't have a dirty mind... I have a sexy imagination!"
"When I told you the dishwasher is loaded what I meant was... My wife is drunk."
"Netflix documentaries convinced me I should be vegan. So I did what any American would do. I bought some bacon and canceled Netflix."
"Which character of Pokemon is a jew? Ash"
"How do you get 100 babies into a bowl? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips"