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Joke of the Day
"Really, auto correct, you don't recognize curse words? Grow the fuvk up."
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"How was there no jackass in a giant penis costume at the women's March? That would of been hilarious. You would never see feminists beat a dick so hard."
"A man tells his wife...... Husband: Hey, you and I should make a sex tape! For the future! Wife: Ehhhhh........ It'd be more like a vine."
"What kind of birds do you usually find locked up ? Jail-birds !"
"Another Math Joke Two cats are sitting on a roof. Which one will fall off first? The one with the smaller mu."
"Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists."
"I thought I would tell you an anal sex joke Butt fuck it."
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"Why was the blonde wearing condoms on her ears? Because she didn't want to get hearing-AIDS."