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Joke of the Day
"You know you do too much online shopping when your kids start drawing pictures for the UPS man."
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"I would've thrown a coin in the water fountain and wished for all the money in it, but I just waited 'til it was dark instead."
"Never trust someone who says you're more important than cheese. It's an obvious lie."
"My work day - 8:00-11:30 - wonder what I'll eat for lunch today 11:30 - 12:00 - eat lunch 12:00 - 4:30 - Damn lunch was good."
"Did you hear about the new winter resort that caters exclusively to men with erectile disfunction? It's called Lake Flaccid."
"Which side of a horse has the most hair? The OUTSIDE! oh-my-goodness, that's hilarious! ~Skip"
"A priest, a rabbi and a duck all walk into a bar... [put your best punchlines in the comments, I couldn't think of anything]"
"My credit has gotten so bad... ...that Mastercard started sending me bills in Spanish."
"Did you hear how Argentina lost the game? heard it was pretty Messi"
"What's the best part about twenty eight year olds?..... ......There's twenty of them."