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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a dizzy asian? Disorientaled."

"If you see someone crying, ask if it's because of their haircut."

"Jokes about German sausage are the wurst."

"Surprised Scarlett Johansson didn't leg sweep Travolta, throw him over her should onto his back and put her foot on his throat."

"Sorry I booped your nose during your meltdown .."

"How do you tell the difference between the front and back of a tree? Go to the toilet, because you would never shit in front of a tree."

"Ok..I get it now..When you spoke in a normal voice it was unclear what you meant but once you screamed the identical words it all made sense"

"Being Man, a territorial animal, I assert dominance by sending Facebook Pokes."

"What do you call the smallest Superman in the world?.. Quark Kent."

"Being irrational is as easy as Pi."