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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a dizzy asian? Disorientaled."

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"A joke for the British. Some urine got into my eye whilst cleaning the lavatories at a kid's nursery yesterday.... ....I'm putting in a claim for Pee Pee Eye."
"What do you call Bruno Mars? Michael Jackson the third."
"Where did Robin Williams go after he died? To the Mork."
"Jokes about death penalty.. .. Are all about execution."
"I sleep better naked...why can't the flight attendant understand this?"
"What is the American national day for vampires? Fangsgiving Day."
"What position would Obama be if he played football? The half-black"
"Jam and Marmalade NSFW What's the difference between Jam and Marmalade? You can't Marmalade a cock up a girls arse"
"Give a man a fish and feed him for a day Don't teach a man to fish and feed yourself. He's a grown man. And fishing's not that hard."