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Joke of the Day
"Where did Robin Williams go after he died? To the Mork."
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"Batman- See, kids? Even one extremely wealthy white male can make a difference."
"Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a truck."
"My therapist told me that if ignorance is bliss, there's no reason for me to be on antidepressants."
"Why the U.S suck at chess? 'Cuz they lost two towers"
"Did anyone see the lunar eclipse tonight? It was right by 'your anus'."
"What Do You Call A Sleep Walking Nun? A Roamin' Catholic."
"My grandpa used to say ""Don't do drugs just sell them"""
"Went to Syria last month.. Had a blast."
"What did one doctor say to the other doctor? ""We're both doctors"""