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Joke of the Day
"What is the American national day for vampires? Fangsgiving Day."
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"What words men never want to hear during sex? Hi honey, I'm home."
"Yes, Firefox. I will abort the script but only to save the life of the web page."
"What social movement were nazis really into? Aryan Reichts"
"In the library: ""Excuse me, where are the books about paranoia?"" ""They are... right behind you."""
"Why do pigs run into trees? To shake out the alligators. I've never seen an alligator In a tree. That's because the pigs do such a good job."
"What did the acorn say when it grew up? Geometry"
"Do you wanna here something ironic?? Iron Man is a Fe-male!"
"What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ? An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !"
"Only in America would people violently trample each other for discounts, exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have..."