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Joke of the Day

"I think I love my girlfriend... But I need to ask Rudy Guliani to be sure."

"I've never smoked weed before but the frequency with which I pass out, hand in a bag of snack chips, leads me to believe I'd be good at it."

"Religion is like a penis Its okay to have one... But problems arise when to you force it down someones throats."

"What language does a Jewish homosexual speak? Heblew"

"spit your drink at the person sitting across from you and tell them it's because you were laughing at this."

"Like they say in Vegas.....always bet on black!!!!"

"What did one leper say to another? Got yer nose!"

"LIFE HACK: If a public restroom is locked, violently yank the door handle over and over like a gorilla and never accept that it's occupied"

"What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies? Disney movies can still touch children."

"I just read an article on the dangers of alcohol and it scared the shit out of me So that's it. I'm done. No more reading after today"