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Joke of the Day
"I think I love my girlfriend... But I need to ask Rudy Guliani to be sure."
Next Joke
"You know what the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket ""How far you think I can kick this bucket"""
"Q: Why was King Tutenkhamen considered the best pharaoh in all of Egypt? A: Because he always showed up in cuneiform."
"A naked woman robbed a bank yesterday Nobody could remember her face."
"What do you call Brienne's Dad? Tarth Vader."
"Why can't you hear rabbits having sex in the woods? They have cotton balls!"
"A friend was showing me around his house... Friend: ""So this is our master bed room..."" Me: ""...You guys have a masturbate room?"""
"Hey feminists, 70% of a penny for your thoughts?"
"I get a new phone every year just so my friends don't think I'm lying when I tell them I've lost their number Avoidance is expensive"
"New guy: I really like your name Me: Thanks I got it for my birthday"