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Joke of the Day
"New guy: I really like your name Me: Thanks I got it for my birthday"
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"I missed the first day of Fight Club But the second day was really enjoyable, I would recommend it."
"If there is one thing the Internet has taught us it is that even the dumbest people on Earth have somehow learned how to use the Internet"
"LPT: what to do when someone is having a seizure in a bathtub Throw in a load of laundry."
"Yes, it is. Is time travel possible?"
"What is a monster's favourite society? The Consumers' Association."
"Why did the salmon cross the road? Cuz it's fucking flooded."
"What's the difference between a smart midget... What's the difference between a smart midget and a woman with a venereal disease? Well, one's a cunning runt..."
"Nobody believes in racial profiling until they get a sushi chef with red hair."
"mom: Why are your eyes red? Are you high!? [flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's ""Love Story"" in the car on the way over] me: Yes"