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Joke of the Day
"What would santa be if he was a farmer? A jolly rancher."
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"I guess I'll go to your party but answer the next question VERY CAREFULLY: will there be a cheese tray"
"I shoudl not be expected to put my knee on the ground to propose to a woman, the same ground where the animals shit,"
"A guard is patrolling when he sees something moving in the bushes.... ""Who's in there?!"" He yells He gets a reply ""jean-claude van damme"" All 4 of you,get out!"
"RIP boiled water. You will be mist."
"Why did Obama serve two terms? Because blacks always get a longer sentence"
"Doc: The good news is this is a surprise birthday party! Patient: But my birthday's not till next month Doc:Which brings me to the bad news"
"The worst part about a prostate exam... is getting an erection in the middle of the exam and then them finding out you're not even a doctor."
"What did zero say to eight? Nice belt."
"How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? They can't. The only thing they can screw is your mind."