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Joke of the Day
"What would santa be if he was a farmer? A jolly rancher."
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"People who say ""go big or go home"" seriously underestimate my willingness to go home. Like, it's literally my only goal for most of the day."
"Why is it so easy to trust a hypochondriac? Because none of their plans are ill-conceived."
"I don't know what the big deal is about Black Friday. All Fridays matter. ."
"Friday night. Gonna put on my dancing shoes, throw on my coolest shirt, and aimlessly browse Netflix for an hour"
"What does Mortal Kombat and a Helsinki church have in common? Finnish hymns"
"she need some alone time ..:P My girl friend said she needed some ""Alone time"".. So I made her an Orkut account.. :P... tietiefiss.com"
"What's the difference between a Blonde and a person with a different colour of hair? The blonde sure doesn't know."
"You can't make everyone happy. You aren't a jar of Nutella."
"I walk the walk. I talk the talk. But mostly I sit the sit."