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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a reindeer and a caribou? Caribou can't fly."

"What are some of your good 'fake names' Looking for some good joke names like: Mike Hunt Dixie Normous Ivana fukalot ect"

"[hospital] ""Did my dad make it, doctor?"" Billy, your dad's in a better place now. [crying] ""HE'S DEAD?"" Haha no, he went to Disney World."

"Doctor Doctor I can't stop singing Delilah Oh that sounds like Tom Jones syndrome Is it common It's not unusual."

"9/11 Who? Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? I thought you said you would never forget!"

"""I love you unconditionally*."" -God *Terms and conditions apply. See Bible for more details."

"What kinda truck does Paulie Shore drive? A DiiieEEeESsssleeeeee"

"Hitler is walking in an extermination camp with the camp manager.. ""Why is there such a sweet smell in the air?"" Hitler asked. ""Today we're burning the diabetic"" answered the manager. Edit: Spelling."

"How do you Circumcise a whale? Send down four skin divers."

"A CEO of a large gas station chain was arrested this morning He was running a shell corporation."