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Joke of the Day

"This crunchy cat food tastes a lot like I just poured from the wrong packet into my cereal bowl."

"A brand new cemetery for the greats now will let anyone be buried there Lots of people are dying to get in!"

"Up dawg A man sees a long lost friend he says... 'Up dawg' 'What that?' 'What's what?' 'What's up dawg?' 'Nothing much hbu' '...? Oh hahahahahaha '"

"I used to hate having athlete's foot... ...but it's growing on me"

"Which part of an eagle is the hardest? The pecker."

"People keep telling me that they are annoyed by all my Linkin Park references... but in the end, it doesn't even matter..."

"What did Eminem say when 50cent gave him a sweater? Gee, you knit?"

"If I share my food with you, it's either because I love you a lot, or because it fell on the floor and I don't want it."

"A Clown held the door open for me today It was a nice jester"

"""What you don't know won't hurt you."" Oh, yeah good logic. Unless what I ""don't know"" about is the man waiting for me in the parking lot."