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Joke of the Day
"Wanna hear a cheesy conspiracy? Halluminati"
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"When the machines finally take over, prepare yourself for Pope Prius the First."
"Poker No YouPorn I do not want to play poker, I'm at work."
"Sorry, but there's no such thing as love at first sight. You just got really horny."
"I asked a North Korean how his life was going... He said ""can't complain."""
"What time is it in Ireland when someone farts too much? Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty"
"I walked into a bar once... and it fuckin hurt."
"I am not an alcoholic An alcoholic needs a drink, I have a drink."
"What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob."
"""Sir, I need to ask you to please stop spanking your monkey. This is a bank."" ""Fine, but I'm never coming here again. Come on, George."""