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Joke of the Day

"Poker No YouPorn I do not want to play poker, I'm at work."

"What's a good thing about a novelist conman? He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose."

"""ONLY 90s KIDS WILL GET THIS"" I say loudly as I gesture towards my crotch"

"Scientists say North America is going to sink into the ocean but we can change that. With a healthy diet and a little bit of exercise."

"An Investigator would also be a good name for a crocodile with tons of venture capital. FYI, i know the difference between the two but it doesn't sound right with a word echo."

"Which blood type does a bad speler have? Typo"

"Did you hear about the Rabbi giving away hot drinks at the airport? It was Jew-tea-free"

"My roommate is such a hypocrite when it comes to sharing. Apparently it's okay for him to finish my leftover pizza, but it's not okay for me to finish in his girlfriend."

"Looking for a nice, wholesome girl I can bring home to mom. She only dates nice, wholesome girls"

"Did you hear about the lawyer for U2? He was Pro-Bono"