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Joke of the Day
"Damn girl, are you damn girl? Because damn girl"
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"[Emergency Room] MRS. PINATA: Will my husband make it, doc? DOCTOR *slurping on sucker*: We'll do what we can but he's lost a lot of candy"
"Commandment XI: There Shall Be No Boner Sound Other Than ""Boioioioioioing"""
"My city was so poor growing up that Planned Parenthood was just a bicycle without a seat."
"Dude, she just liked my status, she totally wants me."
"I hate when people ask me where I see myself in 3 years. I'm blind"
"Sometimes I'm so pessimistic, I feel like a German vegetarian I'm always fearing the wurst"
"How does a gay man give a donation at the sperm bank? He farts in the cup."
"""EVERYONE IS ENGAGED BUT YOU"" - facebook"
"Why did the chicken hold a seance? To get to the other side."