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Joke of the Day
"Best time to go to the dentist? tooth hurty"
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"In high school, everyone used to call me the class clown it was probably because of the face paint."
"I bet you think it's funny when... I bet you think it's funny when I have a runny nose. It snot."
"Family reunions must be really awkward in the south... Especially when you see your exes there"
"Marriage joke A little boy says, Dad, I've heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her.' Son,' says the dad. That happens everywhere.'"
"I was the top student at Ninja school, but I failed because they kept marking me absent."
"""Hey, did you see that article about cats invading the internet?"" ""Yeah, I reddit."""
"What do you call a 3 legged cow named Summer in the winter? Summer...Her name's summer."
"how many babies does it take to paint a wall. depends how hard you throw them"
"What did the Soviet man have to say about the Nazis? U SS R the worst"