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Joke of the Day
"how many babies does it take to paint a wall. depends how hard you throw them"
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"I'm tired of being dissed by automated restroom paper towel dispensers."
"Two men walk into a bar... You'd think the second one would've noticed"
"What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine's Day? Cauliflowers! "
"I wish I was from Finland so when people asked if I was Finnish I could say ""no, in fact, I'm just getting started"""
"What do you call it when Gandhi starts a food fight? Naan violence"
"What is a Pokemon's favourite place to go in France? Paras"
"How many white people does it take to change a light bulb? One, they just need to call a repairman."
"PREGNANT CASHIER: Have a great day ME: Thanks, have a great baby"
"Atheists don't seem to recognize church is worth it for the bake sales alone. God, or no god, those are good Brownies."