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"""Don't kid yourself."" - birth control"
"What was the name of the meth cook who got caught stealing baked beans? Heinzenburg"
"Vampire 1: ""I once went so long without fresh blood that I nearly died."" Vampire 2: ""How awful!"" Vampire 1: ""Yes. Fortunately I found some in the neck of time."""
"*I throw my hat into the ring* Oh you wanna fight do ya? *I throw my pants into the ring* Pal this is gettin' weird *I throw my skin into th"
"What did Cinderella do when she finally got to the ball? Choke."
"How do you circumcise a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the jaw"
"""Don't stop bereaving.""..............Karaoke singer at a Philipino funeral.."
"A thief, a child molester and a priest walk into a bar He orders a drink"
"Sex with two is a twosome, sex with three is a threesome. Why do you think guys are called handsome?"