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Joke of the Day

"My furnace broke down on me. So I'm having a housewarming party."

"Don't forget about bald guys living vicariously through their beards."

"I see Google have dropped that internet specs thing then? ""Google Glass"" I know what glass is, Catherine."

"Did you hear about the overachieving masturbator? He's constantly outdoing himself."

"I used to be indecisive... But now I'm not sure. EDIT: I know this is an old joke, but it's one of my favorite one-liners, so I thought I'd share."

"Envelope containing poop. Sorry for the shit post."

"What do a call a fighting tournament where homosexuals engage in sissy\slap-fighting each other? [Tekken Fag Tournament](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tekken_Tag_Tournament)"

"When I open the washing machine lid mid-cycle, I feel like I've entered a party where everybody suddenly stops dancing and stares at me."

"Jokes about unemployed people are not funny They just don't work"

"What type of condoms does Ronald McDonald use? McRibbed"