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Joke of the Day
"My furnace broke down on me. So I'm having a housewarming party."
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"The Wall Street protesters are right... There is no Jobs."
"Did you hear about the cactus that went to the party? He spiked the drinks."
"[wife looking at pictures of my dead body with police] ""why isn't he wearing a shirt"" we believe he removed it when he challenged the coyote"
"Today I accidentally dropped my sunglasses into the toilet and flushed them. Tomorrow a very cool alligator will rule the sewers."
"The last time we had a white Christmas, I made snow angels. I skidded on the ice and took out three pedestrians."
"My heart goes out to the teenage girls in California who, due to the drought, can no longer take ""unusually long"" baths like we did"
"What do gay horses eat? Dick"
"You've reached the Suicide Hotline. If you're clinically depressed, press 1. If you sent a tweet with a typo in it, press 2."
"pay no attention to the pizza being delivered to the bush outside your bedroom window.."