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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? A rooster says kok-a-doodle-doo and a prostitute says any-kok'll-do"

"What does a Canadian get by mixing black and white? Greh."

"I saw Jesus going to the bathroom today. Holy shit."

"America is a country which produces citizens who will cross the ocean to fight for democracy but won't cross the street to vote."

"3 things I hate: 1. lists 2. irony 3. shitposts on /r/jokes"

"You can't know a person well until you live with them. You can't know them really well until you divorce them."

"A very short ginger joke The only soul a ginger has is on their feet."

"I downloaded corn onto my computer. It messed up the kernel."

"What do you call a game of tennis in China Ping Pong"

"Racist jokes Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal."