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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? A rooster says kok-a-doodle-doo and a prostitute says any-kok'll-do"

"The Internet manages to show how far Homo Sapeins have come while simultaneously showing how far they haven't."

"I don't care if a human is male or female, Black or white, European, American, or Asian, they all taste the same."

"What's the reason my shower isn't working? You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure."

"Do poodle owners realize they just bought a dog with a shitty 1980s white girl perm?"

"""who else wakes up in the morning and checks their Facebook like its the morning newspaper??"""

"I decided to tell a gay joke but.... I decided to tell a gay joke but then I saw you walk into the room and I decided not to. You're always the butt end of the joke."

"Be smart because you won't be pretty forever."

"What do you call it when a Dinosaur can't perform in bed? A reptile dysfunction. Thank high me for that one."

"Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!"