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Joke of the Day

"After my prostrate exam, the nurse asked me an interesting question. She asked ""Who was the guy in the lab coat?"""

"""haha one time we turned a cpr training dummy into a bong"" yes doctor but how is our son *leans in close* ""you had to light its weiner"""

"Why'd the seaman cross the road? Because I wore the wrong sock that day."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Clinton ! Clinton who ? Clinton your eye !"

"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they'll just beat the room for being black."

"What does Peter Gabriel sing on the toilet? I am the extruder..."

"if Donald trump and Hillary Clinton are on a sinking boat who survives? America"

"Wheres the best place to hide a body? Page 2 of google search results"

"There are two types of people in this world: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data."

"Yo moma so old... in her history class, they just wrote down what they was doing!"